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We`ve Been Grassed Up

The "As Good As Grass" sales team were stunned this week after a customer requested a quote for removing her newly installed artificial grass lawn. The lady from Chipping Sodbury explained the lawn was purchased as a gift for her grandmother who was at first delighted with the garden makeover gift. However, A month after the installation the grandmother flew into a rage with her gardener as he refused to mow the lawn. Mrs Heysham was not aware that her new grass lawn is synthetic.

In a bid to keep the peace, the Chipping Sodbury resident (who wishes to remain nameless) has commissioned a team to remove the artificial grass and replace it with real turf. Apparently Mrs Heysham refuses to talk to her granddaughter and stated, “I cannot believe she gave me fake grass! How can anybody be so cheap?” Clearly Mrs Heysham is unaware of our prices.

"As Good As Grass" sympathises with the situation and is currently deliberating how to avoid a future mishap. The use of unreal warning labels may be introduced. Contact us for an information pack describing the use and benefits of astro turf. Gardeners may wish to view the maintenance section of our blogs to read best practise techniques and appease unrelenting grannies.

If you are daring enough to view our artificial grass products, you can access the latest offerings at www.asgoodasgrass.co.uk/products.php. Fake it with "As Good As Grass"!